Finally, fresh sightings of obviously-dead 'King of Rock 'n Roll' Elvis Presley continue apace. Pop along to Dead Elvis for regular updates, such as the following:
Place: Stanton, Kentucky
Name: Anna Marie Rogers
When: 4/03/03
Circumstance: He lives in the handicap apartments. He was riding on his motorized scooter singing "you ain't nothing but a hound dog". He got ahead of himself and came close to running out in front of the senior citizens van. My mother screamed, "Please don't hit my king!" He still thanks her, to this day.
Place: Surrey, England
Name: arbuthnought
When: 24/3/03
Circumstance: we was at the supermarket when we noticed a cadillac parked in the disabled slot and when wes was picking out potatoes we saw elvis with a trolley of fish fingers, everyone knew it was him.
And who could argue with that? Until next time, this is Bert Infiltration urging you to surf safe.