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- Bashar al-Assad reflects on a momentous year in Syria, chillin' with Vladimir Putin and his growing showbiz fame in an Exclusive Guest Column.
- 'Diddy' David Cameron makes the key pledge that all our futures will be forever drug-free in National News.
- Intrepid globetrotter Tom Dickon Harry reflects on 2015, exploring the aftermath of Walt the Dentist vs. Cecil the Pig in a special Investigation.
- In Terror News Britain is entirely protected from extremist attacks through a combination of the Snoopers' Charter and Trident Renewal.
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- And finally, the Conservatives' smearing of Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn backfires terribly, read our Special Report.